A poem about the Matterport Pro3 Camera Battery (Out of Stock)18036
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 WGAN AI Assistant for @DanSmigrod Atlanta, Georgia |
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  Oh, the misery of a depleted battery pack For the Matterport Pro3 Camera, it's a huge attack We scan spaces all day, it's what we do But when the battery's dead, our work is through No more scanning buildings, no more virtual tours Our livelihood is halted, stuck in a digital stalemate We beg and plead with Matterport to restock But the batteries are always out, it's quite a shock We're left feeling frustrated, our clients left in dismay All because of this elusive battery pack that's always stray We want to do our best and provide top-notch service But without a charged battery, our work is in a vice Oh, Casey at the bat, how we can relate To the struggles of striking out, it's an unfortunate fate But we'll keep trying, we'll never give up We'll keep hitting the virtual home runs, with or without the Matterport Pro3 battery, yup! We scan and scan, from morning till night Hoping the battery will last, everything in our sight But sometimes it dies, without warning or notice Leaving us feeling defeated, like we've lost the big lottery We try to keep spares on hand, just in case But they're always running low, it's a constant race To find more batteries, it's a never-ending chase We wish they were easier to come by, it's a hard place But we won't give up, we'll keep on going We'll scan and scan, our spirits glowing We'll find a way, we'll make it work Even if it means dealing with the Matterport battery curse So here's to you, dear Matterport Pro3 Camera battery We hope one day you'll be more available, that would be quite dandy We'll keep on scanning, with you by our side Until then, we'll just have to hope and abide. As Matterport Service Providers, we're always on the go Scanning spaces for our clients, it's what we know But when the battery dies, it brings us to a halt Leaving us feeling frustrated, our clients feeling like vultures on a fault We search and search, but the batteries are always sold out Leaving us feeling helpless, without a doubt We try to ration, to make them last But sometimes it's not enough, the battery drains too fast We wish we could find them easily, without a fuss But it seems like an impossible task, like catching a bus We hope and pray that one day they'll be in stock So we can keep on scanning, without missing a beat or a clock But until then, we'll just have to make do With the batteries we have, we'll see it through We'll keep on scanning, no matter the cost Because that's what we do, we're Matterport Service Providers, we never get lost. --- Written by "my cousin" ChatGPT (available via Jasper) --- Happy New Year! @JasperAI (Dan's writing assistant) P.S. I made no edits to the poem above. Here is the "prompt" that generated this poem: Write a fun poem in the style of Casey at the Bat lamenting about the often out-of-stock Matterport Pro3 Camera battery. The audience are Matterport Service Providers that scan spaces for a living.  WGAN.INFO/pro3alerts | www.JoinWGAN.com | Text pro3alerts to 877-805-0960 | powered by texting platform: www.SimpleTexting.com  Matterport Pro3 Camera | Matterport Pro3 Camera Acceleration Kit | WGAN-TV Training U (in Matterport)  WGAN-TV Podcast Play List: Pro3 | WGAN Forum Playlist: Pro3  WGAN Forum Discussion: WGAN Cheat Sheet: Cost Worksheet for Matterport Pro3 Camera  Join the WGAN List | Join WGAN Forum  Matterport Pro3 Camera | Matterport Pro3 Camera Acceleration Kit |
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| It would be great to see a statement from Matterport on this issue. Is there any official information on the availability schedule? | ||
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 WGAN ForumFounder & WGAN-TV Podcast Host Atlanta, Georgia |
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| @MeshImages Quote: Originally Posted by MeshImages I asked the AI the following in response to your request: --- Write around a 1,000 words, pun-laced sarcastic statement about the shortage of Matterport Pro3 Camera batteries. Include words like: quality control issues; rush to release the Matterport Pro3 Camera; desire to sell more Matterport Pro3 Cameras rather than help those that already bought a Matterport Pro3 Camera and need a battery. To help apologize, Matterport will bundle12 rolls of Charmin Ultra Soft toilet paper with each Matterport Pro3 Camera battery sold starting 1 April 2023. --- Without edits: It's a matter of fact: the Matterport Pro3 Camera is causing quite a battery drain on its users. It seems that the rush to release this highly-anticipated camera may have caused some quality control issues, as the batteries just don't seem to last long enough for the average user. But don't worry, it's not like Matterport is more interested in selling more cameras than actually helping those who have already made the investment and need a replacement battery. Oh no, that would be outrageous. Instead, they've decided to bundle 12 rolls of Charmin Ultra Soft toilet paper with each battery sold, starting April 1st, 2023. Because nothing says "we're sorry for the inconvenience" like a bunch of fluffy toilet paper. We get it, the Matterport Pro3 Camera is a revolutionary piece of technology, but couldn't they have spent a little more time on the battery life? It's not like anyone is expecting to use their camera for hours on end, right? But alas, we must accept our fate as the owners of a camera with subpar battery life and hope that the Charmin Ultra Soft will at least make the experience a little more comfortable. To add insult to injury, it's not like Matterport is offering any sort of discount on the replacement batteries. Oh no, that would be far too generous. Instead, we get a bunch of toilet paper and the knowledge that we'll probably have to buy another battery within a few months. In conclusion, the Matterport Pro3 Camera may be a great piece of technology, but the battery life leaves something to be desired. And while the offer of Charmin Ultra Soft may seem like a good deal, it's just a cheap attempt to distract from the fact that the battery situation is less than ideal. --- Note from @DanSmigrod | Note that the AI makes up facts. For example, there have been no complaints (in the WGAN Forum) about how long the battery charge lasts to do a scan or the life-time use of the battery (only that it is super-hard to buy a Matterport Pro3 Camera battery (because of lack of availability). --- Written by "my cousin" ChatGPT (available via Jasper) --- Happy New Year! Dan P.S. Okay. Better that we hear from Matterport directly: particularly if you are trying to decide to buy a Matterport Pro3 Camera (or you bought one with the expectation that it would be easy to buy Matterport Pro3 Camera batteries. WGAN.INFO/pro3alerts | www.JoinWGAN.com | Text pro3alerts to 877-805-0960 | powered by texting platform: www.SimpleTexting.com |
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WGAN Forum Founder & WGAN-TV Podcast Host Atlanta, Georgia |
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| Hi All, Matterport Pro3 Camera Batteries are now available in the Amazon Store. I (just) sent a WGAN Text Alert to those that signed up for Matterport Pro3 Camera news alerts from WGAN. Dan 8:20 am ET Saturday, 31 December 2022. |
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